> This is from a contest on Long Island. The
> requirements were to use the two words Lewinsky
> and Kaczynski (the Unabomber) in a limerick.
> Here are the three winners:
>
> Third place:
>
> There once was a gal named Lewinsky
> Who played on a flute like Stravinsky
> 'Twas "Hail to the Chief"
> On this flute made of beef
> That stole the front page from Kaczynski.
>
> Second place:
> Said Bill Clinton to young Ms. Lewinsky
> We don't want to leave clues like Kaczynski,
> Since you look such a mess,
> Use the hem of your dress
> And wipe that stuff off of your chinsky.
>
> And the winning entry:
> Lewinsky and Clinton have shown
> What Kaczynski must surely have known:
> That an intern is better
> Than a bomb in a letter
> Given the choice of how to be blown.
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