> Subject: Money Can't Buy Everything.
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> Money can buy a house, but not a home
> Money can buy a bed, but not sleep.
> Money can buy a clock, but not time.
> Money can buy a book, but not knowledge.
> Money can buy food, but not a hearty appetite.
> Money can buy position, but not respect.
> Money can buy blood, but not life.
> Money can buy medicine, but not health.
> Money can buy romance, but not love.
> Money can buy insurance, but not safety.
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> You see, money can't really buy anything that people
> really need. Therefore, please send all of your money
> to me immediately, and I will dispose of it properly
> for you. It's not helping you, anyway.
I was going to send all my money to you, but then realized that I was out
of stamps. So I went to the post office and bought one. Now I'm broke.
Calvin Krug
(too true to be funny)
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