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Subject: Which Floor?
From: "Irv Korey" <emanteno@attglobal.net>
Date: Sat, 1 Jul 2000 06:31:50 -0500
 A group of girlfriends is on vacation when they see a 5-story hotel
 with a sign that reads: "For Women Only". Since they are without their
 boyfriends and husbands, they decide to go in.

The bouncer, a very attractive
guy, explains to them how it works. "We have 5 floors. Go up floor by
floor, and once you find what you are looking for, you can stay there. It's
easy
to decide since each floor has a sign telling you what's inside."

So they start going up and on the first floor the sign reads: "All the men
on this
floor are short and plain." The friends laugh and without hesitation move on
to the next floor.

The sign on the second floor reads: "All the men here
are short and handsome." Still, this isn't good enough, so the friends
continue on up.

They reach the third floor and the sign reads: "All the men
here are tall and plain." They still want to do better, and so, knowing
there
are still two floors left, they continued on up.

On the fourth floor, the sign is perfect: "All the men here are tall and
handsome." The women get
all excited and are going in when they realize that there is still one
floor left.

Wondering what they are missing, they head on up to the fifth
floor.
There they find a sign that reads: "There are no men here. This floor
was built only to prove that there is no way to please a woman."




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