> > > > >One of the nation's largest soup manufacturers announced today that
> > they
> > > > >will be stocking America's shelves this week with their newest Soup
> > > > >creation, "Clinton Soup," that will honor one of the nation's most
> > > > >distinguished men. It consists primarily of a small weenie in hot
> > > > >water.
> > > > >
> > > > >Chrysler Corporation is adding a new car to its line to honor Bill
> > > > >Clinton. The Dodge Drafter will begin production in Canada this
> year.
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> > > > >When Clinton was asked what he thought about foreign affairs, he
> > > > >replied: "I don't know, I never had one."
> > > > >
> > > > >If you came across Bill Clinton struggling in a raging river and
you
> > had
> > > > >a choice between rescuing him or getting a Pulitzer Prize-winning
> > > > >photograph, what shutter speed would you use?
> > > > >
> > > > >Chelsea asked her dad, "Do all fairy tales begin with once upon a
> > time?"
> > > > >Bill Clinton replied, "No, some begin with 'After I'm elected.'"
> > > > >
> > > > >Clinton's mother prayed fervently that Bill would grow up and be
> > > > >president. So far, half of her prayer has been answered.
> > > > >
> > > > >American Indians have nicknamed Bill Clinton as "Walking Eagle"
> > because
> > > > >he is so full of crap he can't fly.
> > > > >
> > > > >Clinton only lacks three things to become one of America's finest
> > > > >leaders: integrity, vision, and wisdom.
> > > > >
> > > > >Clinton is doing the work of three men: Larry, Curly, and Moe.
> > > > >
> > > > >Revised judicial oath: "I solemnly swear to tell the truth as I
know
> > it,
> > > > >the whole truth as I believe it to be, and nothing but what I think
> > you
> > > > >need to know."
> > > > >
> > > > >Politicians and diapers have one thing in common. They should both
> be
> > > > >changed regularly, and for the same reason.
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