> Who is Jack Schitt?
>
> The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a
> response when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt."
>
> Now you can intellectually handle the situation.
>
> Jack is the only son of Awe Schitt.
>
> Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married Noe Schitt, the deeply
> religious couple produced 6 children:
> Holie Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Giva Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep
> Schitt and Dip Schitt.
>
> Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt. a high
> school drop out.
> However, after being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced.
>
> Noe Schitt later remarried Ted Sherlock and, because her kids were
> living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then
> know as Noe Schitt Sherlock.
>
> Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt and they produced a son of
> nervous disposition, Chicken Schitt.
>
> Two of the other 6 children, Fuula Schitt and Giva Schitt, were
> inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens
> brothers in a dual ceremony.
>
> The wedding announcement in the local newspaper announced the
> Schitt-Happens wedding. The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Bryd, and
> Hoarse.
>
> Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently
> returned from Italy with his new Bride, Pisa Schitt.
>
> So NOW, when someone says: "You don't know Jack Schitt", you can correct
> them.
>
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