An escaped convict, imprisoned for 1st degree murder, had spent 25 years of
his life sentence in prison. While on the run, he broke into a house and
tied up a young couple who had been sleeping in the bedroom.
He tied the man to a chair on one side of the room and his wife on the bed
on the other side of the room. He got on the bed and it appeared to the
husband that he was kissing her neck and nibbling her ear. Suddenly he got
up and left the room.
As soon as he had a chance, the husband made his way across the room with
the chair in tow, and turned to his pretty young wife, bound up on the bed
in a skimpy nightgown. He whispered, "Honey, this guy hasn't seen a woman in
years. I saw him kissing on your neck and then he left in a hurry. Just
cooperate with anything he wants. If he wants to have sex with you, just go
along with it and pretend you like it. Whatever you do don't fight him or
make him mad. Our lives depend on it!"
"Dear", the wife hissed, spitting out her gag, "I'm so relieved you feel
that way. You're right, he hasn't seen a woman in years. He wasn't kissing
my neck... he was whispering in my ear. He told me he thinks you're really
cute and asked if we kept the Vaseline in the bathroom."
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