One morning this blonde calls her friend
and says, "Please come over and help
me. I have this killer jigsaw puzzle, and
I can't figure out how to start it."
Her friend asks, "What is it a puzzle of?"
The blonde says, "From the picture on
the box, it's a tiger."
The blonde's friend figures that he's
pretty good at puzzles, so he heads
over to her place.
She lets him in the door and shows him
to where she has the puzzle spread all
over the table. He studies the pieces for
a moment, then studies the box.
He then turns to her and says: "First, no
matter what I do, I'm not going to be able
to show you how to assemble these to
look like the picture of that tiger."
"Second, I'd advise you to relax, have
a cup of coffee, and put all these
Frosted Flakes back in the box."
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