>Men's Health
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>Great news for girl watchers: Ogling over women's
>breasts is good for man's health and can add years to
>his life, medical experts have discovered.
>According to the New England Journal of Medicine,
>"Just 10 minutes of staring at the charms of a
>well-endowed female is equivalent to a 30-minute
>aerobics work-out, "declared gerontologist Dr. Karen
>Weatherby. Dr. Weatherby and fellow researchers at three hospitals in
>Frankfurt, Germany, reached the startling conclusion
>after comparing the health of 200 male outpatients -
>half of whom were instructed to look at busty females
>daily, the other half told to refrain from doing so.
>The study revealed that after five years, the
>chest-watchers had lower blood pressure, slower
>resting pulse rates and fewer instances of coronary artery
>disease. "Sexual excitement gets the heart pumping and
>improves blood circulation," explains Dr. Weatherby.
>"There's no question: Gazing at breasts makes men
>healthier. Our study indicates that engaging in
>this activity a few minutes daily cuts the risk of
>stroke and heart attack in half." "We believe that by
>doing so consistently, the average man can extend his
>life four to five years."
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WooHoo!! I'm going to live forever!!!!!!!!!
Calvin
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