An exquisite painting, entitled "Home for Lunch",
was on display in a
northeast Pennsylvania art gallery. It depicted
three very naked and very
black men, sitting on a park bench. What was
unusual was that the men on
both ends of the bench had black penises, but the
man in the middle had a
very pink penis. Two women were standing there,
staring at the painting,
scratching their heads, and trying to figure the
painting out. The artist
walked by and noticed the women's confusion. "Can
I help you with this
painting?" he asked. "Well, yes" said one of the
women. "We were curious
about the picture of the African-American men on
the bench. Why does the
man
in the middle have a pink penis?" "Oh," said the
artist. "I'm afraid
you've
misinterpreted the painting. The three men are not
African-Americans.
They're Pennsylvania coal miners, and the fellow
in the middle went home for lunch."
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Ron Soave
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