A Frenchman, an Englishman, and a Team Thicko member were captured by a
fierce
Indian tribe.
The chief comes to them and says, "The bad news is that now that we've
caught you, we're going to kill you, and then use your skins to build a
canoe.
The good news is that you get to choose how you die."
The Frenchman says, "I take ze poison." The chief gives him some poison,
the
Frenchman says, "Vive la France!" and drinks it down.
The Englishman says, "A pistol for me, please." The chief gives him a
pistol, he points it at his head says, "God save the queen!" and blows his
brains out.
The Team Thicko member says, Gimme a fork." The chief is puzzled, but he
shrugs and
gives him a fork. The Team Thicko member takes the fork and starts jabbing
himself
all over - the stomach, the sides, the chest, everywhere.
There's blood gushing out all over; it's terrible. The chief is appalled,
and screams, "What are you doing?"
The Team Thicko member looks at the chief and says, "So much for your
canoe,
asshole!"
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