He died,
It was a tragic accident. He was taking all the left over Spridget shirts he
had left to the auction house. They flew out of the Midget he was selling at
the same auction. They flew under the rear wheels. Since some of them were
red, the Texas Bulls saw them and charged. Mike managed to avoid getting hit
by the bulls. As he went around the last corner on the way to the auction, he
passed a large group of British car owners. They asked about the shirts. Mike
said they were Spridget Shirts and that they were for the Spridget list folks.
Seeing as how the Brits had no idea what a Spridget list was, they took his
car. So Mike had to walk home, in the only shirt the Brits left him. a Red
OSHIT shirt. Well as he was walking past the field of bulls, one of them saw
red and on saw OSHIT. So no sooner than Mike could yell OSHIT, they were upon
him. Now Mike, as a young man, could run a 4 min mile. As an old Texan. he
could run a 1 minute yard. 3 yards into the chase the old bull caught him. He
threw Mike up into the air and he landed on his back. The Bulls then proceeded
to take Mike home, he had had enough for the day. When he got him his wife,
not believing a second of the BS beat him to death. He is survived by a
website and a lonely Midget,
(well he is not really deaf, but he has no shirts left either)
Larry
On Mar 16, 2011, at 9:19 PM, WFO Herb wrote:
> What happened to Mike?
>
>
>
> On Wed, Mar 16, 2011 at 10:13 AM, Brad Fornal
<tequila.brad at gmail.com>wrote:
>
>> At one time, former list member Mike Graziano had made some silky button
up
>> shirts, with the logo embroidered on them...
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