"You can still see part of the coat hanger in his scalp" - Jim Norton.
On 8/28/07, Wm. Severin Thompson <wsthompson@thicko.com> wrote:
> Bring your Taco Bell wrappers with when you come over tomorrow... we'll have
> your car done in no time....
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> -----Original Message-----
> From: spridgets-bounces+wsthompson=thicko.com@autox.team.net
> [mailto:spridgets-bounces+wsthompson=thicko.com@autox.team.net] On Behalf Of
> Larry Daniels
> Sent: Tuesday, August 28, 2007 8:35 PM
> To: Spridgets List
> Subject: [Spridgets] OK, since we are all getting testy here... when insults
> had class
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> Woe is me...
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> "He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire." --
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> "I have never killed a man, but I have read many obituaries with great
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> "He has never been known to use a word that might send a reader to the
> dictionary." -- William Faulkner (about Ernest Hemingway)
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> "I've had a perfectly wonderful evening. But this wasn't it." -- Groucho
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> "I didn't attend the funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of
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> "He has no enemies, but is intensely disliked by his friends." -- Oscar
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> "I am enclosing two tickets to the first night of my new play; bring a
> friend... If you have one." -- George Bernard Shaw to Winston Churchill...
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> followed by Churchill's response: "Cannot possibly attend first night, will
> attend second, if there is one." -- Winston Churchill
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> "I feel so miserable without you; it's almost like having you here." --
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> "He is simply a shiver looking for a spine to run up." -- Paul Keating
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> Lady Astor once remarked to Winston Churchill at a dinner party, "Winston,
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> Churchill replied, "Madam, if I were your husband I would drink it!"
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