Apologies to my lawyer friends on the list.....
A very successful lawyer parked his brand new Porsche in front of the
office, ready to show it off to his colleagues. As he got out, a truck
came along too close to the curb and completely tore off the driver's
door.
Fortunately, a cop in a police car was close enough to see the
accident and pulled up behind the Porsche, his lights flashing. But,
before the cop had a chance to ask any questions, the lawyer started
screaming hysterically about how his Porsche, which he had just picked
up the day before, was now completely ruined and would never be the
same, no matter how hard the body shop tries to make it new again.
After the lawyer finally wound down from his rant, the cop shook his
head in disgust and disbelief. "I can't believe how materialistic you
lawyers are,"
he said. "You are so focused on your possessions that you neglect the
most important things in life."
"How can you say such a thing?" asked the lawyer.
The cop replied, "Don't you even realize that your left arm is
missing? It got ripped off when the truck hit you!!!"
"OH, MY GOSH!" screamed the lawyer.
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"MY ROLEX!"
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