Okay, I wasn`t going to say this in public, but It`s officially Happy
Hour here in the Maryland boondocks, cop Valhalla:
Hey, Derf, what the heck`s wrong with a female protologist, huh? Don`t
knock it. At least I don`t have to look over my sholder or worry where both
her hands are.
Besides, the ladies down at Miss. Molly`s Cathouse don`t take my
insurance. Alright, maybe they`re not ladies. Come to think of it ( just
between you and me), I`ve had my doubts whether some of the are even women.
Ouch! Did you see that? My wife just cuffed my ear.
Bert
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