Canadian's new watch
A guy from Canada is sitting at the bar
in New York City and looks at his watch several
times in the space of a few minutes.
The woman sitting nearby notices this and
asks, "Is your date running late?"
"No," he replies, "I have this
state-of-the-art watch. I was just testing it."
The intrigued woman says, "A state-of-the-art
watch? What's so special about it?"
The Canadian explains, "It uses alpha
waves to talk to me telepathically."
The lady says, "What's it telling you now?"
"Well, it says you're not wearing any
panties."
The woman giggles and replies, "Well it must
be broken because I am wearing panties!''
The Canadian smirks, taps his watch, and
says, "Bloody thing's running about an hour fast...
can I buy you a drink?"
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