boy, you been reading the onion. that shits a fake newspaper
On 4/24/06, Paul Asgeirsson <pasgeirsson@worldnet.att.net> wrote:
> > STORY HEARD ON A WISCONSIN RADIO STATION REPORTING
> > ON THE INCIDENT.
> >
> > A guy buys a new Lincoln Navigator for $43,500.00.
> > He and a friend go duck hunting in mid-winter; and
> > of course all of the lakes are frozen. These two
> > guys go on a lake with their GUNS, a DOG, and of
> > course the New NAVIGATOR.
> >
> > They decide they want to make a natural looking
> > water area for the ducks, something for the decoys
> > to float on. So out of the back of the Navigator
> > comes a stick of dynamite with a short 40
> > second-fuse. Afraid they might slip on the ice
> > while trying to run away after lighting the fuse,
> > decide on the following course of action: they
> > light the 40 second fuse; then throw the stick of
> > dynamite.
> >
> > Let's talk about the dog: A highly trained Black
> > Lab used for RETRIEVING. You guessed it: the dog
> > takes off across the ice at a high rate of speed
> > and grabs the stick of dynamite, just as it hits the
> > ice. The two men start waving their arms and,
> > scream and holler at the dog to stop. The dog, now
> > apparently cheered on by his master, keeps coming.
> > One hunter panics, grabs the shotgun and shoots the
> > dog.
> >
> > The shotgun is loaded with #8 bird shot, hardly big
> > enough to stop a Black Lab. The dog stops for a
> > moment confused then continues on. Another shot,
> > the dog becomes really confused and of course
> > terrified, and takes off to find cover- under the
> > brand new Navigator.
> >
> > The men continue to scream as they run. The red hot
> > exhaust pipe on the truck touches the dogs rear
> > end, he yelps, drops the dynamite under the truck
> > and takes off after his master. Then
> >
> > """"""""""BOOOOOOOOOOOOM""""""""""
> >
> > The truck is blown to bits and sinks to the bottom
> > of the lake, leaving the two idiots standing there
> > with...... "I can't believe this just happened"
> > looks on their faces.
> >
> > The insurance company says that sinking a vehicle
> > in a lake by illegal use of explosives is NOT
> > COVERED by the policy. He still had yet to make the
> > first month's payments... The dog is okay...
> >
> > Newspaper item from Wisconsin...AND THEY MAKE FUN
> > OF PEOPLE IN THE SOUTH?
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