The minister and Brad ( no LBC - humour )

A pompous Baptist minister was seated next to Brad on a flight to
 Texas.
 
After the plane was airborne, drink orders were taken.  Brad asked
 for a whiskey and soda, which was brought and placed before him.
 
The flight attendant then asked the minister if he would like a drink?
 
He replied in disgust, "I'd rather be savagely raped by brazen whores
 than let liquor touch my lips."
 
Brad then handed his drink back to the attendant and said;
 
"OH...Me, too. I didn't know we had a choice."