Hello spridgets,
I was walking across a bridge one day and i saw a man standing on
the edge, about to jump off. so i ran over and said "STOP! Don't do
it!"
"why shouldn't I?" he said.
I said, "well, there's so much to live for."
"like WHAT?" he said.
I said, "Well, are you religious or atheist?"
he said, "Religious".
I said, "Me too! Are you Christian, Bhuddhist, or Muslim?"
"Christian."
"Me TOO!." i said.."Are you Catholic or Protestant?"
"Protestant."
I sadi, "ME too! Are you Episcopalian or Baptist?"
He said "Baptist."
I said ""WoW, me too! Are you Baptist Church of God or Baptist
Church of the Lord?"
He said, "Baptist Church of God."
I said "ME TOO! Are you Baptist Church of God, or Reformed Baptist
Church of God?"
"Reformed Baptist Church of God." he said.
"MEE TOO!" I said, Are you Reformed Baptist Church of God,
reformation of 1879, or Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation
of 1915?"
He said, "Reformed Baptist Church of God, reformation of 1915".
I said, "Die Heretic SCUM!" and pushed him off.
-emo phillips
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Best regards,
Bill mailto:pythias@pacifier.com
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