A pair of jumper cables walk into a bar. The barman says "I'll serve you, but
don't start anything."
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A sandwich walks into a bar. The barman says, "Sorry, we don't serve
food in here."
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A dyslexic man walks into a bra.
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A man walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says: "A
beer please, and one for the road."
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Two cannibals are eating a clown. One says to the other: "Does this
taste funny to you?"
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"Doc, I can't stop singing 'The green, green grass of home.'"
"That sounds like Tom Jones syndrome."
"Is it common?"
"It's not unusual."
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Two cows standing next to each other in a field, Daisy says to Dolly
"I was artificially inseminated this morning."
"I don't believe you," said Dolly.
"It's true, no bull!"
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Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One says, "I've lost my electron."
The other says, "Are you sure?"
The first replies, "Yes, I'm positive..."
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I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day but I couldn't
find any.
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I went to the butchers the other day and I bet him 50 bucks that he
couldn't reach the meat off the top shelf. He said, "no, the steaks are
too high."
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What do you call a fish with no eyes? A f sh.
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Two fish swim into a concrete wall. One turns to the other and says
"dam"
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Deja Moo: The feeling that you've heard this bull before.
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