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Re: And the winner is....

To: spridgets@autox.team.net
Subject: Re: And the winner is....
Date: Fri, 2 May 2003 08:42:10 EDT
In a message dated 5/2/03 7:58:07 AM Eastern Daylight Time, 
dan.dwelley@ps.ge.com writes:


> Come on...it's not going to kill ya. Besides...who on this list would EVER
> tease you... er... ok...so everyone might...But...just in fun. :o)))))
> 

Well at least my last name isn't Butts

When I was born my parents were still fresh off of the boat. When you are 
Jewsih you get a Hebrew name of a deceased relative and then a secular name. 
So in my case they needed an S and there was this nice dentist down the 
street named Seymour Schecter. They assumed that this would be a good 
American name to have.

I have a boyhood friend named Irving. His big regret in life is that his 
parents couldn't afford to give him a middle name.

When I was in High School, my mother just couldn't understand why I played 
football. I had to explain to her that with a first like that, it was better 
to get beat up wearing football pads than without them.

David Oliner

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