Got Mike email and wanted to comment on a couple of the points
and add a little tidbit in case you come to Austin. Yes, there
are a LOT of socialists here, but the business community is
pretty conservative.
>>1) Plenty of steers, but only met one queer.
Had to have met them in Austin....
>>2) Ford meets their sales quota for pickups in Texas.
Everyone has either an F150, or an F350 Dually.
No-one has the F250. Chevrolet and GMC owners are
outcasts.
It's clear you weren't in Dallas, Suburbans and Tahoes
seem to be the official city car..
Now, some tidbits on Austin....
You Know You're In Austin when....
-Your co-worker tells you they have 8 body piercings but none are
visible.
-You make over $100,000 and still can't afford a house.
-You never bother looking at the Capital Metro schedule because you know
the drivers have never seen it.
-You've been to more than one baby shower that has two mothers and a
sperm donor.
-You have a very strong opinion where your coffee beans are grown and
can taste the difference between Sumatran and Ethiopian.
-A really great parking space can move you to tears.
-You know that anyone wearing pants in November is just visiting from
Ohio.
-Your child's 3rd grade teacher has two pierced ears, a nose ring and is
named "Breeze." And, after telling that to a friend, they still need
to ask if the teacher is male or female.
-You are thinking of taking an adult class but you can't decide between
yoga, aromatherapy, conversational Mandarin or one on building your
own web site.
-You haven't been to Hippie Hollow (a nude beach) since the first month
you moved to Austin.
-A man walks on The Drag (street next to UT) in full leather regalia and
crotchless chaps ...You don't notice.
-A woman walks on The Drag with live poultry ...You don't notice.
-You think any guy with a George Clooney haircut must be visiting from
the midwest.
-You know that any woman with a George Clooney haircut is not a tourist.
-You keep a list of companies to boycott.
-Your hairdresser is straight, your plumber is gay, the woman who
delivers your mail is straight and your Mary Kay Lady is a guy in
drag.
-You occasionally see a guy on a unicycle whiz by you in your car and
you say to yourself, "Oh yeah, it's that guy again..."
-You start to worry when you don't see the cross-dressing, bearded guy
in-a-
tutu-and-bikini-top-who-has-made-a-statement-with-his-grocery-cart-
and-cardboard-box-art/shelter on your way to work in the morning.
Scarier yet, you know his name is name is actually Leslie.
-You'll make dinner or bar plans around who's got the best margaritas.
-You have a tough time deciding on one of Austin's eight 24-hour
resaraunts (Katz', Kerbey Lane, Star Seeds, Magnolia Cafe, IHOP,
Denny's, the Kettle, or Jim's).
-You complain about their prices but still shop at Central Market for
the scene.
-You don't even think about getting good seats to the Longhorns football
games.
-You know the exact locations of three towing yards.
-Your summer shoes are your Birks and your winter shoes are your Birks
w/ socks.
-Your entire wardrobe consists of: a black tank top, a GAP white
T-shirt, second-hand Levi's, second-hand cut-off Levi's,
overalls, Longhorns sweats, anything polyester from the 70's, a
bikini, Tevas, Birkenstocks, and running shoes.
-Dressing up to go out for a woman means throwing a tank top on over the
sports bra you've had on all day b/c it's so DAMN HOT.
-You often find yourself wondering why magazine editors insist that
swimsuit season starts on Memorial Day when it's really the end
of February or at the latest, the beginning of March.
-You consider chips, salsa, Kerby Queso, and Shiner Bock beer a well
balanced meal.
-You find yourself making beaded necklaces to give away as Christmas
gifts.
-100 degrees for three straight months isn't unreasonable, 110 degrees
is. And 90 degrees anywhere between May and September seems a little
chilly.
-You figure skin cancer is inevitable b/c it's so DAMN HOT even your
sunscreen won't stay on.
-When you go out, you make sure you've grabbed your water bottle before
checking to see if you've got your wallet and keys.
-You don't mind parking a mile away as long as it's in the shade.
-Nobody's aware that Southwestern went out of style.
-(Gals) You ask yourself constantly if that's a cute guy or a butch
girl. And you really don't care either way cuz it's fun to wonder.
-You'd rather ride your bike than get in a car without air conditioning.
At least on your bike, you're guaranteed a breeze regardless of
traffic.
-You see more Texas flags flying than American flags.
-You spend so much time at MoJo's Coffee House, you finally start
bringing in your own CD's for the staff to play.
-Your professor decides in the middle of the Government lecture that
now's as good of a time as ever to tell his class of 500 he's gay.
Like you didn't know. Like you even care.
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