> -----Original Message-----
> From: Cats United Against Deikis [SMTP:catloversunited@yahoo.com]
> Sent: Thursday, August 01, 2002 5:22 PM
> To: john.deikis@med.va.gov
> Subject: Midgets
>
> The flight was coming into Dallas when a combination of mechanical errors
> and unstable weather caused the plane to start plummeting to the ground!
> The pilot feverishly worked his controls, and finally, the engines roared
> back to life in time to prevent the plane from going splat on the ground!
>
> As the plane landed, airport officials rushed to the disembarking gate and
> were stunned to see 200 midgets shakily get off the plane.
>
> Finally the crew got off the plane and the local manager of the airline
> came up to congratulate him on his perseverance under extreme odds. As
> the official and the pilot were talking, the official commented how
> unusual it was that there were so many midgets on the flight.
>
> "Those weren't midgets," the pilot replied. "Those were Texans with all
> the shit scared out of them!"
>
>
>
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