This should work.
The latest ploy to drive the Taliban and Al Queda out of the
mountains of Afghanistan is to send in a team of Alabama Special
Forces.
Billy Bob, Bubba, Boo, Scooter, and Cooter are being sent in with the
following information about the Taliban:
1. There is no limit.
2. The season opened last weekend.
3. They taste just like chicken.
4. They don't like beer, pickup trucks, country music, or Jesus.
5. Some are queer.
6. They don't like barbeque.
7. They were responsible for Dale Earnhardt's death.
Should be over in just about a week. Don't you think?
Annice & Bob
1960 Bugeye (Mk. IV in disguise)
1966 Sprite Mk. III (Still in Boxes)
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