Not LBC releated

Sorry to blast the list but I thought this was funny!

Bin Laden, not feeling well and concerned about his mortality, goes to
consult a Psychic about the date of his death.


Closing her eyes and silently reaching into the realm of the future she
finds the answer: "You will die on a Jewish holiday."


"Which one?" Bin Laden asks nervously.


"It doesn't matter," replied the psychic.  "Whenever you die, it'll be a

Jewish Holiday


Martin Cooper