ummm, possibly it's me but i am unable to find fault with this message?
so, hey! r.k. if ya need someone to share some pit space with yer welcome
to drop anchor next to us! lol! fun is the name of the game is it not?
and fun varies from household to household...right? i prefer my fun to as
frequently as i can handle it and delivered by the boat load (tough but
manageable this far from the coast!!! lol!). but! ya gotta explain 3
cylinder 2 stroke saab cars to yer crew first...ok? (since they already
understand brit. cars .). lol!
chuck.
speed research and restoration vintage racing
1959/60 saab 93f sedan.
possibly the most often passed car on course!
----- Original Message -----
From <John.Deikis at med.va.gov>
To: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, August 24, 2001 6:01 PM
Subject: IMPORTANT WARNING SPRIDGETEERS!
> Subject: Just when you thought it was safe....Robert Kansa
>
> Hold it! Hold it! This guy Kansa has a reputation a mile long and I
> wouldn't be so quick to welcome him to our PG-rated list.
> First of all, he's been known to surf the net dressed only in a
> handkerchief. Rumor has it he has raced his bugeye nude. I've raced my
> Midget in the same group with him, and he's always sneaking up behind me
and
> making loud belching sounds that cause me to lift prematurely and let him
> by. He has body perforations and facial hair. He travels with not one,
but
> TWO women, who were once asked by officials in Akron to put rain coats
over
> their outfits in a public place because it was a family venue. It has
been
> rumored that he participates in the slave trade of white women and these
two
> gals are really brain-washed Belorussians who learned race car maintenance
> from a series of cassette tapes he prepared while serving as oil change
boy
> and BahBahLube applicator for an obscure IMSA team from West Japipp, Ohio.
> He has been seen driving a converted bread truck with its checkers in
> disarray. Inside are photos of naked women and a *brass pole* for
> after-race shenanigans. He has been censured (and perhaps even censored)
by
> none other than WST, The Flounder of Team Thicko, where I understand there
> are NO RULES! He calls his car "Tinkerbell" and calls his tinkerbell
"car."
> He runs a fake license plate! Is this the kind of person YOU want your
> children to be emailing???? None of this is exaggerated. I have no
> commercial interest. Just be ready! He is the kind of person your
parents
> warned you about.
> --JohnD
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