President Putin
called President George W. Bush with an emergency:
"Our largest condom factory has exploded," the Russian President cried.
"My people's favorite form of birth control. This is a true disaster!"
"Mr.Putin, the American people would be happy to do
anything within their power to help you,' replied the President.
"I do need your help," said Putin. "Could you possibly
send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?"
"Why certainly! I'll get right on it," said Bush.
"Oh, and one more small favor, please?" said Putin.
"Could the condoms be red in color and at least 10" long and 4"
in diameter?" said Putin.
"No problem," replied the President and, with that, George hung up and called
the President of the ABC condom company. "I need a favor, you've got to send
1,000,000 condoms right away over to Russia."
"Consider it done," said the President of ABC.
"Great! Now listen, they have to be red in color, 10" long and 4" wide."
"Easily done. Anything else?"
"Yeah," said the President, "print 'MADE IN TEXAS, SIZE SMALL' on each one."
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