WWJD ?
>
> Most people assume WWJD is for "What would
> Jesus do?" But since critical dogma insists that the actual writers of a
> document or phrase know less about their work than anyone else, the most
> assured results of recent scholarship disclose that the initials WWJD really
> stand
> for "What Would Jesus Drive?"
>
> One theory is that Jesus would tool around in an old Plymouth because "the
> Bible says God drove Adam and Eve out of the Garden of Eden in a Fury."
>
> But in Psalm 83, the Almighty clearly owns a Pontiac and a Geo. The passage
> urges the Lord to "pursue your enemies with your Tempest and terrify them
> with your Storm."
>
> Perhaps God favors Dodge pickup trucks, because Moses' followers are warned
> not to go up a mountain "until the Ram's horn sounds a long blast."
>
> Some scholars insist that Jesus drove a Honda but didn't like to talk about
> it. As proof, they cite a verse in St. John's gospel where Christ tells the
> crowd, "For I did not speak of my own Accord..."
>
> Meanwhile, Moses rode an old British motorcycle, as evidenced by a Bible
> passage declaring that "the roar of Moses' Triumph is heard in the hills."
>
> Joshua drove a Triumph sports car with a hole in its muffler: "Joshua's
> Triumph was heard throughout the land."
>
> And, following the Master's lead, the Apostles car pooled in a Honda; "The
> Apostles were in one Accord."
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