To: | "Spridget List" <spridgets@autox.team.net> |
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Subject: | Fw: Car Humour |
Date: | Wed, 18 Jul 2001 07:56:03 -0400 |
The Tie ------ A unpolished looking gentleman walks into a fancy French restaurant. The maitre d, wanting to get rid of a potential trou- blemaker says, "Sir, you can't come in here without a tie." The guy argues, but the maitre d is firm. So the guy goes out to his car, can't find a tie, but locates a pair of jumper cables in the trunk. He wraps them around his neck and walks back into the restaurant. The maitre d looks at him and reluctantly says, "OK, you can come in, but don't start anything." |
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