The post office, in conjunction with United Airlines, has recently purchased
control of the
internet. That is why there was an increase in postage last week. They had to
invest in a
tremendous amount of top secret high tech equipment in order to keep messages
bouncing
around in space for an indeterminate amount of time before eventual delivery.
Kate
Steven Fooshee wrote:
> Steven Fooshee wrote:
> >
> > Merry Christmas, Happy Hanukkah, and joyous Rama Lama Ding Dong.
> > --
> > ~
> > '87 RX-7 TII: Recipient. In ICU awaiting vital organs.
> > '87 RX-7 TII: Donor. Making the Ultimate Sacrifice.
> > MCMLXIX Sprite: Assisted living facilities.
> > '90 GS-500E: Uninsured, hoping to survive.
> > Steven Fooshee: The Mad Scientist.
> > ~
>
> I sent this (obviously by the date) on Christmas, but I just got it
>today. Am I
> the only one? I'm wondering about the sobriety of either my ISP or me. Okay, I
> know about me (damn Samuel Smith's) but this is really weird.
> --
> ~
> '87 RX-7 TII: Recipient. In ICU awaiting vital organs.
> '87 RX-7 TII: Donor. Making the Ultimate Sacrifice.
> MCMLXIX Sprite: Assisted living facilities.
> '90 GS-500E: Uninsured, hoping to survive.
> Steven Fooshee: The Mad Scientist.
> ~
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