Allergies
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A little girl was wearing one of those Medical Alert bracelets.
Someone asked her what the bracelet was for. She replied,
"I'm allergic to nuts and eggs."
The person asked, "Are you allergic to cats?"
The girl said, "I don't know..... I don't eat cats."
Oil Shortages
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There are a lot of people who can't understand how we came to
have an oil shortages here in the USA.
Well, there's a very simple answer....nobody bothered to check
the oil.
We just didn't know we were getting low. The reason for that is
purely geographical. All the oil is in Texas, Oklahoma, Alaska,
etc.
All the dipsticks are in Washington, D.C.
Larry Macy
78 Midget
Keep your top down and your chin up
Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
System Administrator/Manager
Neuropsychiatry Section
Department of Psychiatry
University of Pennsylvania
3400 Spruce St. - 1015 Gates
Philadelphia, PA 19104
Ask a question and you're a fool for three minutes; do not ask a
question and you're a fool for the rest of your life.
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