> > Top 10 Rejected Slogans for Firestone Tires
> >
> > 10. Safer than a Russian sub.
> > 09. The perfect gift for your mother-in-law.
> > 08. Because there's a lot riding on your lawsuit.
> > 07. Better than driving around on your axles, right?
> > 06. Pop a set on your car today.
> > 05. C'mon, did you really expect good tires on a new Ford?
> > 04. Reinforcing the importance of the 25 mph speed limit.
> > 03. Hey, it's not like we crashed our blimp or something.
> > 02. Best Blow Job in Town.
> > 01. You can't recall a better tire.
David Riker
74 Midget
63 Falcon
70 Torino
http://personalweb.sunset.net/~davidr
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