Love it! Send it to Dave.
P.S. Good choice for #1 <LOL>
Gerard
At 7:30 PM -0400 9/19/00, HealeyRic2@aol.com wrote:
>With apologies to Dave:
>
>10. Could have avoided quadruple bypass by undertaking exercise program
>consisting
> of pushing car to side of road whenever fuel pump quits.
>9. Erecting top qualifies for credits toward advanced mechanical engineering
>degree.
>8. Bugeyes easily cured through laser surgery.
>7. Ride height allows close-up view of SUVs shedding tire treads.
>6. Always a chance you'll be mistaken for Harrison Ford.
>5. Two words - "babe magnet".
>4. Neither Al Gore nor George W drove one while in college.
>3. Scuttle shake mixes perfect martinis.
>2. "Cats" still running on Spridget list.
>1. Triumph made better sportscars ...... for me to poop on!
> (okay, it's a Conan reference, but who cares?
>
>Rick
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