Since we are on the subject................
THE DANGERS OF AUTOMOBILES
- Did you know that automobiles are used in 100% of the drive-by
shootings in America, according to the FBI?
- Did you know that automobile accidents and homicides claim over
28,000 lives per year? In two years this casualty total exceeds that
of the ENTIRE Vietnam War.
- Did you know that there is NO state-mandated waiting period to
purchase an automobile? And that you may purchase AS MANY automobiles
as you wish in any month?
- Did you know that importation of 'assault' sports-cars, IS STILL
LEGAL IN THIS COUNTRY? These assault-cars usually have engine capacity
in excess of 6 cylinders and are capable of speeds of 120 MPH (or
more) and serve no useful driving purpose.
- Did you know that there are NO restrictions on owning FULLY
AUTOMATIC TRANSMISSIONS...?! These transmissions are the preferred
gear-shifting method of criminals and gangsters everywhere!
- Did you know that there is NO criminal background check before
purchasing a car? That you can go into any sleazy car dealers and
purchase a snub-nose 'Saturday Night Special' Subcompact Economy car
on nothing more than a signature, if you have the money?
THE BLOODSHED MUST STOP! WE MUST *TAKE* *BACK* OUR STREETS! No more,
will we sit idly by as our young people crash into one another and
kill one another with depraved indifference to human life. Not one
more innocent bystander shall be mowed-down by an out-of-control
driver who 'snaps'!
Now, there is a group dedicated to controlling and eventually
banning the automobile:
AUTOMOBILE CONTROL INC.
Our goals are straightforward:
1) A national 7-day waiting period before a car may be delivered,
after purchase
2) Total bans on all 'assault' sport cars.
3) Total bans on all snubnose 'Saturday Night Special' Subcompact
cars.
4) Eventually, a total ban on all automobiles
Let me introduce our spokesperson, Sarah Brainless.
Sarah: "You may know my husband, Jim Brainless. During the attempted
assassination of The President, Jim was hit in head by an
out-of-control car...and..(sniff)...well, he's (sniff) never been the
same since... (sniff, sniff, HONNNKK). So I dedicated the rest of my
life to banning this evil object, the automobile. I know that there
are a bunch of groups who will fight back against my efforts, such as
the AAA. These whackos would like to see a car in every garage! ...and
those Merchants of Death themselves, the Big Three carmakers... "As
you know, the AAA claims that there is a constitutional right to
travel. Well, I dispute that - If you read the whole amendment like WE
do, it is clear that the founding fathers only intended that ORGANIZED
MILITIA may be allowed to travel...it is NOT to be construed as an
individual right to travel!"
If you join Automobile Control Inc, we will send you the following:
- A really neat pin that shows a car with a red line through it.
- A fact sheet that dispels the myths of those who would argue for the
owning cars.
- A subscription to One Cylinder Short, the magazine that reflects
the goals of ACI.
- A really boffo bumper sticker that says "This car should be
banned."
Call: 1-800-BAN-CARS. Have a credit card ready.
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