In the interests of saving the environment, I have been thinking of fitting
a cat to my 72 Spridget.
What I need to know is whether I should nail it by the paws to the hood of
the car,Texas cow-horn style, or should I stuff it down by the side of the
exhaust manifold? Does this explain why cars fitted with cats always give
off that nasty smell? If I come across any roadkill (Foxes, Hedgehogs,
Badgers...) can I use one of them instead?
I have two candidates asleep on top of my freshly dry-cleaned uniforms in my
bedroom cupboard as we speak.
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