OK, Youse guys...
I've been holdin' off telling this story, but since the thread won't die,
and it beats talking about brake fluid... here goes...
26 years ago, when I was a mere lad of 18, I pulled my newly aquired Healey
BN6 into a 7-11 parking lot in a nearby city. As I got out of the car, I
looked over, and saw the most grotesque Superfly pimped put Cadillac
convertible, and in it, an old black hooker. (By today's standards, she
would have been "African American" and younger than I am now, I'm sure.).
She looks over my car, then looks at me and says... "Oooh damn... you a fine
lookin' white boy. I'll betchu gotta nice penis (pronounced "pennus").
WST
----- Original Message -----
From Frank Clarici <spritenut at Exit109.com>
To: Ron Soave <soavero@yahoo.com>
Cc: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Sunday, February 27, 2000 7:40 PM
Subject: Re: Babe magnets and car colors
> Ron Soave wrote:
>
> > (and I am far uglier now than I was 15
> > years ago).
>
> You can SAY THAT AGAIN!
> So tell us, did you land a very lovely Mrs. Soave simply with your LBC?
>
> --
> Frank Clarici
> Toms River, NJ
> Too many Sprites (again)
> There is a very fine line between "hobby" and "mental illness."
> http://www.exit109.com/~spritenut
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