Paul,
They don't make a toilet big enough for Patrick's cat's.
Larry Miller
http://www.ado13.com
Always do sober what you said you'd do drunk. That will teach you to keep
your mouth shut.-Ernest Hemmingway
----- Original Message -----
From: Paul A Asgeirsson <pasgeirsson@juno.com>
To: <Ajhsys@aol.com>
Cc: <spridgets@autox.team.net>
Sent: Wednesday, September 22, 1999 2:55 PM
Subject: Re: More LBC cats
> Allen, Just got this for kitty care.
>
> Paul
> PAsgeirsson@juno.com
>
> Subject: TO BATHE A CAT:
>
> 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.
>
> 2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have
> both lids lifted.
>
> 3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the
> bathroom.
>
> 4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both
> lids (you may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape).
> CAUTION: Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge,
> as his paws will be reaching out for any purchase they can find.
>
> 5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a "power wash
> and rinse" which I have found to be quite effective.
>
> 6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there
> are no people between the toilet and the outside door.
>
> 7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both
> lids.
>
> 8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet and run outside
> where he will dry himself.
>
> JOB WELL DONE
>
> P.S. The toilet will be cleaner as well.
>
>
> On Wed, 22 Sep 1999 16:47:12 EDT Ajhsys@aol.com writes:
> >I just found this site. Get a virtual kitty to take care of on your
> >screen.
> >
> >http://www.virtualkitty.com
> >
> >(Note: Vitually kitties do not work well as wheel chocks.)
> >
> >Allen Hefner
> >'77 Midget
> >'92 Mitsubishi Expo LRV Sport
>
>
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