Hear, Hear, no truer words of gospel could be spoken!! After reading your post
I had a Guiness to help intelligently respond to the list, but ended up having
a Harps chaser instead, priorities folks.....
Now that I've seen the light,call me a Guiness convert. Brad Fornal
Elliott, Patrick wrote:
> >From the Team Thicko List
>
> -----Original Message-----
> From: Neil_Oldfield@nag.national.com.au
> [mailto:Neil_Oldfield@nag.national.com.au]
> Sent: Thursday, August 26, 1999 9:22 PM
> To: team-thicko@autox.team.net
> Subject: This may appeal to Thicko Minds
>
> A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo, and when
> the herd is hunted, it is the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are
> killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole,
> because the general speed and health of the whole is maintained
> or even improved by the regular culling of the weakest members.
>
> In much the same way, the human brain can operate only as fast as the
> slowest brain cells through which the electrical signals pass. Recent
> epidemiological studies have shown that while excessive intake of alcohol
> kills off brain cells, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
> first. Thus, regular consumption of beer helps eliminate the weaker cells,
> constantly making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.
>
> The result of this in-depth study verifies and validates the causal link
> between all-weekend parties and job related performance. It also explains
> why, after a few short years of leaving university and getting married,
> most professionals cannot keep up with the performance of the new
> graduates. Only those few that stick to the strict regimen of voracious
> alcoholic consumption can maintain the intellectual levels that they
> achieved during their university years.
>
> So, this is a call to arms. As our country is losing its technological edge
> we should not shudder in our homes. Get back into the bars! Quaff that
> pint! Your company and country need you to be at your peak, and you
> shouldn't deny yourself the career that you could have.
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