Once upon a time, there were 3 little pigs. The straw pig, the stick
pig, and the brick pig. One day this nasty old wolf came up to the
straw pig's house and said, "I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your
house down."
And he did!
The straw pig went running over to the stick pig's house and said "Let
me in, please, the wolf just blew down my house!"
The stick pig let the straw pig in. Then the wolf showed up and said,
"I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down!"
And he did!
So, the straw pig and the stick pig went running over to the brick
pig's house and said "Let us in! "The wolf just blew down our houses
and we're scared!"
So the brick pig let them in. The wolf caught up with them and said
"I'm gonna huff and puff, and blow your house down."
While he was huffing and puffing, the straw pig and the
stick pig were so scared! But the brick pig picked up the phone and
made a call. A few minutes passed and all of a sudden this big, black
stretch limousine drove up. Out came two massive pigs in pinstriped
suits and fedoras.
They went over to the wolf and grabbed him by the neck and proceeded
to beat the shit out of him. Then they got back into their limo and
drove off, leaving the wolf bleeding on the street.
The straw pig and the stick pig were amazed! They asked the brick pig,
"Who the hell were those guys?"
And the brick pig said, "Oh, those are my cousins, the Guinea Pigs."
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