Since we're sharing jokes this morning. I'll throw this out there, promising
not to make a habit of it.
This is me. very scary.
You might be an engineer if..
>1. At Christmas, it goes without saying that you will be the one
>to find the burned out bulb in the string of Christmas lights.
>2. Choosing to buy flowers for your girlfriend/wife or to spend the
>money to upgrade your RAM is a moral dilemma.
>3. Everyone else on the Alaskan Cruise is on deck gazing at the
>scenery, and you are still on a personal tour of the engine room.
>4. In college, you thought Spring Break was metal fatigue failure.
>5. The Salespeople at the local computer store can't answer any
>of your questions.
>6. You are at an air show and know how fast the skydivers are
falling.
>7. You bought your wife a new CD ROM drive for her birthday.
>8. You can quote scenes from any Monty Python movie.
>9. You can type 70 words per minute but can't read your own
handwriting.
>10. You comment to your wife that her straight hair is nice and
parallel.
>11. You go on the rides at Disneyland and sit backwards in the
>chairs to see how they do the special effects.
>12. You have saved every power cord from all your broken appliances.
>13. You have more friends on the internet than in real life.
>14. You know what http:// stands for.
>15. You look forward to Christmas only to put together the kids'
toys.
>16. You see a good design and still have to change it.
>17.You spent more on your calculator than you did on your wedding
ring.
>18. You still own a slide rule and you know how to use it.
>19. You think that when people around you yawn, it's because they
>didn't get enough sleep.
>20. You window shop at Radio Shack.
>21. You're both in the backseat of your car, she's looking wistfully
at
>the moon, and you're trying to locate a geosynchronous satellite.
>22. Your laptop computer costs more than your car.
>23. Your wife hasn't the foggiest idea of what you do at work.
>24. You've already calculated how much you make per second.
>25. You have tried to repair a $5 radio.
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