Roadkill Report:
I saw a flat possum on my way to work this morning. Didn't look like anyone had
claimed it yet. Anybody interested?
Thinking about fitting a scooping mechanism to the front of my Midget to go
along
with my cross-hair hood ornament. Thank that'd be tacky?
adrian,
sore arms from sanding his car
PS My dad hit a deer near his mom's in Western North Carolina. While he was
wondering what to do, a woman came out of a trailer, shot the deer, and carried
it back home. For real.
Lancer7676@aol.com wrote:
> In a message dated 3/4/99 10:50:36 PM EST, endicott@nashville.com writes:
>
> << How about a "Road Kill Rally" everybody brings what they can hit to a
> big "Bar-Bee-Q" at the end of the day. First place to the one that
> brings in the most "meat"! We could sell the leftovers to a Chinese
> Restaurant, up north of course.
> >>
>
> Mark!!!
>
> I like it!!!!! Gawd Bubba Joe, them possom don even need skinnin--whadja do
> get im unner thar and roll im round unner th car?
>
> And we could raffle off. . .oops!!! Lotteries are still illegal in
> Tennessee!! But we sure as hell can eat our road kill.
>
> Amy!!!! Where are ya??? Can we mount a "Cattle catcher" on the front of
> Healium?? Twould be reeeaaallll "catchy"!!!
>
> I do see a problem with that bill. Dontcha think if we'uns are gonna eat our
> road kill from now on, wouldn't that put possom, crow, and buzzards on the
> endangered species list for want of food??????? And mighten we enter into
> armed roadside conflict trying to claim a flat morsel of jerkey??
>
> David
>
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J. Adrian Barnes
http://user.icx.net/~adrian/midget
http://www.ravineware.com
"When there was no meat, we ate
fowl. When there was no fowl we
ate crawdads. When there were no
crawdads we ate sand."
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