On 03/04/99 12:14:15 you wrote:
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>type79@ix.netcom.com wrote:
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>> On 03/04/99 08:53:22 you wrote:
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>> >At 08:16 AM 3/4/99 -0600, you wrote:
>> >>Hello All,
>> >>I just can't resist this suggestion:
>> >>How about doing to the logo in reverse and tacking it to a threaded
>> >>barrell so that the user can then attach it to a soldering iron?
>> >>
>> >>Than all of us can "brand" everything we own with spriDGet! Just
>> >>think...all of our clothing, dashboards, filing cabinets,
furniture,
>> the
>> >>kitchen table...even the cat!
>> >>
>> >>I want spriDGet on everything I own!
>> >>
>> >>;-)
>> >>
>> >>Jay SpriDGetbein, CT
>> >
>> I was too anxious and thought I would run a test of my idea. Well to
>> make a long story short, the cat is pissed and i'm all scratched to
>> hell.
>>
>> Back to the drawing board.
>>
>> Jay SpriDGetbein, CT
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>The problem is with the design of the soldering iron. It is obviously
>to short. What you need is to mount it on a long pole, about a 10
foot.
>This makes what is known as a "polecat". You then use your polecat
>to brand your cat, make the him a poled cat, from here is simple
induction
>to figure out where the expression "Meaner than a polecat" came from.
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Okay, you asked for it.
I won't touch a cat with a ten foot pole.
Rim Shot.
Jay SpriDGetbein, CT
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