WARNING:
THIS IS NOT A HOAX. It has been confirmed by independent
authorities such as the DOT, DEA and SCCA. I also learned first
hand how dangerous it can be.
WHAT IT IS:
If you find in your possession and car labeled 'spitfire',
DO NOT OPEN IT. It contains the 'LBC' virus, which will infect your
personality, lifestyle and relationships. This virus is also know to
be highly addictive, and has been proven to be a gateway to other
addictive and immoral traits, such as racing, autocrossing,
and GOING TOPLESS. There is no known cure.
WHAT TO DO:
Should you find any cars which you suspect might be spitfires,
please forward them to me IMMEDIATELY for further analysis.
--
Reed "I'm going crazy in this cubicle" Mideke
rmideke@interbase.com
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