>>> "Gerald J. Brazil" <gerrybraz@voyager.net> 3/23/2000 5:49:05 PM >>>
> This came through on one of my joke services and it seemed appropriate.....
> * * Axioms-of-the-day * *
A couple of other old ones:
If a part doesn't fit, don't force it. Use a bigger hammer.
-- Smith's Law
Thinly sliced cabbage.
-- Cole's Law
Tim Mullen
After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will
begin to itch.
-- Lorenz's Law of Mechanical Repair
Any tool, when dropped, will roll into the least accessible
corner.
-- Anthony's Law of the Workshop
If it jams, force it. If it breaks, it needed replacing anyway.
-- Lowery's Law
There is no mechanical problem so difficult that it cannot
be solved by brute strength and ignorance.
-- William's Law
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