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Subject: Terror Alerts
From: rfeibusch1@earthlink.net (Richard Feibusch)
Date: Mon, 31 Oct 2005 18:09:01 -0800
Terror Alerts

As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its 
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide".  The normal level is "General 
Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and 
"Collaborate".

The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white flag 
factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability

It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert:

Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to 
"Elaborate military posturing".  Two more levels remain, "Ineffective combat 
operations" and "Change sides".

The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdain" to "Dress in 
uniform and sing marching songs".  They have two higher levels:  "Invade a 
neighbour" and "Lose".

Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from 
"Isolationism" to "Find another oil-rich nation for regime change".  Their 
remaining higher alert states are "Attack random countries (ideally those 
without any credible military)" and "Beg the British for help".

The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and have 
raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".  Soon though, security 
levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit Cross".  Londoners 
have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 when tea supplies all but 
ran out.

Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "Bloody Nuisance".  The 
last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning level was during the 
Great Fire of 1666.
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<DIV>As many are aware, the French government recently announced a raise in its 
terror alert level from "Run" to "Hide".&nbsp; The normal level is "General 
Arrogance", and the only two higher levels in France are "Surrender" and 
"Collaborate".</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>The rise was precipitated by a recent fire that destroyed France's white 
flag factory, effectively paralyzing the country's military capability</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>It's not only the French that are on a heightened level of alert:</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>Italy has increased the alert level from "Shout loudly and excitedly" to 
"Elaborate military posturing".&nbsp; Two more levels remain, "Ineffective 
combat operations" and "Change sides".</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>The Germans also increased their alert state from "Disdain" to "Dress in 
uniform and sing marching songs".&nbsp; They have two higher levels:&nbsp; 
"Invade a neighbour" and "Lose".</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>Seeing this reaction in continental Europe the Americans have gone from 
"Isolationism" to "Find another oil-rich nation for regime change".&nbsp; Their 
remaining higher alert states are "Attack random countries (ideally those 
without any credible military)" and "Beg the British for help".</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>The British are also feeling the pinch in relation to recent bombings and 
have raised their security level from "Miffed" to "Peeved".&nbsp; Soon though, 
security levels may be raised yet again to "Irritated" or even "A Bit 
Cross".&nbsp; Londoners have not been "A Bit Cross" since the Blitz in 1940 
when 
tea supplies all but ran out.</DIV>
<DIV>&nbsp;</DIV>
<DIV>Terrorists have been re-categorized from "Tiresome" to "Bloody 
Nuisance".&nbsp; The last time the British issued a "Bloody Nuisance" warning 
level was during the Great Fire of 1666.</DIV></DIV></BODY></HTML>

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