Attention all disenfranchised liberals. Would Alex
Baldwin, Rosie O'Donnell, Cher, Phil Donahue, David Gephin, Barbara
Streisand,Pierre Salinger, and all other liberals who previously announced
they would leave the country if George Bush was elected President, please
report to Florida for the sailing of the Good Ship Lollipop, which has been
commissioned to take you to your new home.
The Florida Supreme Court will sponsor a Farewell Parade in your honor
through Palm Beach, Broward, and Miami-Dade counties prior to your
cruise.
Please pack for an extended stay...at least four years. Your captain is
to be Bill Clinton and your cruise director will be Al Gore.
Joe Lieberman will be your purser and Monica Lewinsky will be your
recreation director and your spiritual advisor will be Rev. Jesse Jackson.
Your primary job, while self-exiled, will be to pound sand until such
time as you realize the worthlessness of your bleeding-heart-liberal ways
and gain a grasp on reality -- which might be never for some of you.
If you have any questions about your final destination, please direct
your comments to Hillary. She's staying behind and will be in charge of
nursing whining liberals for the next four years.
Cheers,
PS to the travelers -- if you invited her, maybe Jane Fonda would go
along to provide some class. How can you go wrong with one of the 100
finest
women of the year as a traveling companion?
"I may not have been the best president, but I sure had the most fun."
---Bill Clinton
I'm sorry, I ever invented the Electoral College."
--- Al Gore
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