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Re: Fwd: 35 Fun Things to do When Driving

To: Larry Macy <macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu>
Subject: Re: Fwd: 35 Fun Things to do When Driving
From: Carl Elliott <grunt2@adelphia.net>
Date: Fri, 13 Aug 1999 12:21:25 -0400
Get these from one of the phsyc, patients .
Although some are very useful. Carl E.

Larry Macy wrote:

> Thought all might like this - sorry if you got before
>
> Larry
>
> Happy weekend
>
>  35 Fun Things to do When Driving
>
>    1. Have a friend ride in the back seat.  Gagged.
>    2. Roll down your windows and blast talk radio.  Headbang.
>    3. Wear snorkel gear and hang fish around from the ceiling.
>    4. Two words: Chicken suit.
>    5. Write the words "Help me" on your back window in red paint.
>       The more it looks like blood, the better.
>    6. Pay the toll for the car behind you.  Watch in rearview
>       mirror as toll collector tries to explain to next driver.
>    7. Laugh.  Laugh a lot.  A whooooole lot.
>    8. Stop at the green lights.
>    9. Go at the red ones.
>  10. Occasionally wave a stuffed animal/troll doll/Barbie out
>       your window or sunroof.  Feel free to make it dance.
>  11. Eat food that requires silverware.
>  12. Put your arms down the legs of an extra pair of trousers, put
>       sneakers on your hands, and lean the seat back as you drive.
>  13. At stop lights, eye the person in the next car suspiciously.
>       With a look of fear, suddenly lock your doors.
>  14. Honk frequently without motivation.
>  15. Wave at people often.  If they wave back, offer an offended
>       and angry look as if they gave you an obscene gesture.
>  16. At stop lights, ask people if they have any Grey Poupon.
>  17. Let pedestrians know who's boss.
>  18. Look behind you frequently, with a very paranoid look.
>  19. Restart your car at every stop light.
>  20. Hang numerous car-fresheners in the rear-view mirror.  Talk
>       to them, stroking them lovingly.
>  21. Lob burning things in the windows of smokers who throw their
>       butts out the window.
>  22. Keep at least five cats in the car.
>  23. Squeegee your windshield at every stop.
>  24. If an firetruck comes up behind you, pull over, get on the
>       roof of your car, and do a cheer for them as they pass!
>  25. Compliment other drivers on their skill and finesse.
>  26. Have conversations, looking periodically at the passenger
>       seat, when driving alone.
>  27. Stop and collect roadkill.
>  28. Stop and pray for roadkill.
>  29. Stop and cook roadkill.  (If in Tennessee.)
>  30. Throw Spam.  Tape signs on windows protesting email abuse.
>  31. Get in the fast lane and gradually... slow... down... to...
>       a stop.  Then get out and watch the cars.
>  32. Vary your vehicle's speed inversely with the speed limit.
>  33. Drive off an exit ramp, ask for directions to the town you're
>       in.  When they tell you you're there, look confused, glance at
>       your map, laugh, and exclaim, "Oh! Wrong state!"
>  34. Sing without having the radio on.
>  35. At stop lights, run out of your car, place pylons around you,
>       then gather them back up as the light changes and drive off...
>
>  ___________________________________________________________
>
>
>
>
> Larry Macy
> 78 Midget
>
> Keep your top down and your chin up.
>
> Larry B. Macy, Ph.D.
> macy@bblmail.psycha.upenn.edu
> System Manager/Administrator
> Neuropsychiatry Section
> Department of Psychiatry
> University of Pennsylvania
> 3400 Spruce St. - 10 Gates
> Philadelphia, PA 19104
>
> In a world without walls or fences, what use do we have for windows or
> gates?


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