I might like to see her in a Daisy Duke outfit. Think about it a second.
Carl E.
-----Original Message-----
From: Michael Graziano <mgrazian@ltcm.com>
To: MGList (E-mail) <mgs@autox.team.net>; Spridgets (E-mail)
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Date: Thursday, May 13, 1999 9:35 AM
Subject: FW: star wars
>Not Bad.... redneck better than toys....
>
>-----Original Message-----
>From: Arthur H. Smith [mailto:arthurhsmith@compuserve.com]
>Sent: Thursday, May 13, 1999 9:09 AM
>To: triumphs; SPITFIRES
>Subject: star wars
>
>
>
>with the new star wars about to open i thought i would pass this along.
>
>You Might Be A Redneck Jedi If.......
>
>You ever heard the phrase, "May the force be with y'all."
>
>Your Jedi robe is a camouflage color.
>
> You have ever used your light saber to open a bottle of Boone's Farm
>Strawberry Hill.
>
>At least one wing of your X-Wings is primer colored.
>
>You have bantha horns on the front of your land speeder.
>
>You can easily describe the taste of an Ewok.
>
>You have ever had an X-wing up on blocks in your yard.
>
>The worst part of spending time on Dagobah is the dadgum skeeters.
>
>Wookies are offended by your B.O.
>
>You have ever used the force to get yourself another beer so you didn't
>have to wait for a commercial
>.
>You have ever used the force in conjunction with fishing/bowling.
>
>Your father has ever said to you, "Shoot, son come on over to the
> darkside...it'll be a hoot."
>
> You have ever had your R-2 unit use its self-defense electro-shock
>thingy to get the barbecue grill to light.
>
>You have a confederate flag painted on the hood of your landspeeder.
>
>You think Han Solo would look better in a flannel cause he looks like
>a little sissy in that vest.
>
>You ever fantasized about Princess Leah wearing Daisy Duke shorts.
>
>You have the doors of your X-wing welded shut and you have to get in
>through the window.
>
>Although you had to kill him, you kinda thought that Jabba the Hutt
> had a pretty good handle on how to treat his women.
>
>You ever fell in love with your sister.
>
> You have ever accidentally referred to Darth Vader's evil empire as
> "them damn Yankees."
>
> You have a cousin who bears a strong resemblance to Chewbacca.
>
> You suggested that they outfit the Millennium Falcon with red wood deck.
>
> You were the only person drinking Jack Daniels on the rocks during the
>cantina scene.
>
> In your opinion, that Darth Vader fellow "just ain't right."
>
>Or how about the toys?
>
>
> The Top 15 Rejected Star Wars Trilogy Marketing Tie-ins
>
>
>15> The "Princess LeiaMe" blow-up doll
>
>14> Chewbacca Chew'n T'bacca, from Skoal
>
>13> Princess Chia
>
>12> Lando Calrissian Cognac -- 40 Parsecs of smoooooth
>
>11> R2D2, C3PO & KY4U "Adult Action Figures"
>
>10> Han Solo Cups
>
> 9> "Do you know me? Probably not, if I'm out of my Stormtrooper
> uniform. That's why I carry American Express."
>
> 8> McDonald's Ewok Burger Happy Meal
>
> 7> Metamucil - "May the Force run through you!"
>
> 6> Darth Vader Ginsberg doll -- Black robe and goofy glasses sold
> separately
>
> 5> Tampex Tampons, now with starfighter X-wings and lightsabre
> applicator
>
> 4> Volkswagon's "Return of the Jetta"
>
> 3> "Ewok On A Stick" toilet brushes
>
> 2> Darth Vibrader
>
> and the Number 1 Rejected Star Wars Trilogy Marketing Tie-in...
>
> 1> Barbie Wan Kenobie's Malibu Deathstar
>
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