Re: The World According To Lucas

[Marcus Tooze <tooze@vinny.cecer.army.mil>]

> OK. Here's a challange:
> 
> Send me your best Lucas jokes. I plan to collect them and publish here and 
> in our local clubs magazines.
> 
> Here's a few for starters:
> 
> Why do the English drink warm beer? (Because they own Lucas refrigerators.)
> 
> What were Joseph Lucas' dying words? (Don't drive at night.)
> 
> Have you heard about the Lucas lighting switch? Off-Flicker-Dim

What? In trade for these crap ones???

Marcus