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To: "landspeed@autox.team.net" <land-speed@autox.team.net>
Subject: NEWS FLASH, MAXTON
From: "Glen Barrett" <speedtimer@charter.net>
Date: Fri, 26 Mar 2004 11:43:41 -0800
Alabama pick up seen in wild police chase. It was easy to follow as the diet
coke cans left  a trail. The Lynchburg Kops had all roads blocked (both of
them) Seems as though KT was dragging a large bag of Bar-B-Q bricketts behind
his truck trying to get them lit. He was also cited for to much weight in his
truck as the 79 cases of coke was causing the truck to drop in the back and
the headlights were blinding a kop.

Also seen was Tonya at the local Bail bond office, also located at the jail
along with the hanging Judge of Lyncburg was seen looking over the Bama
Berkley Pilot. KT is the only one that needs a visa to enter the state and and
report in every hour during his stay.

Hopefully Beckett & Timney will be able to better control him during the
weekend. Iheard Tonya is armed with a big ugly stick and claims she was a
hitch hiker with a teddy bear and he picked her up along the road. Sounds like
Ive heard this story before.

Long live the LYNCHBURG BAR-B-Q, hosted by KT Fake Rock Co.

So much for the BS. Sure hope everyone has a safe and fast weekend at the
Maxton Mile. Still want to go some day.

Glen






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