Sounds about right, especially ALABAMA.
JB
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From: <FastmetalBDF@aol.com>
To: <land-speed@autox.team.net>
Sent: Friday, February 02, 2001 12:47 PM
Subject: 1 - 800 - HOW' S MY DRIVING ?
> > > > > > HOW TO IDENTIFY WHERE A DRIVER IS FROM:
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 1. One hand on wheel, one hand on horn: CHICAGO
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 2. One hand on wheel, one finger out window: NEW YORK
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 3. One hand on wheel, one finger out window, cutting across all
> > > > lanes of traffic: NEW JERSEY
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 4. One hand on wheel, one hand on newspaper, foot solidly on
> > > > >accelerator: BOSTON
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 5. One hand on wheel, one hand on nonfat double decaf
> > > > cappuccino, cradling cell phone, brick on accelerator, gun in lap:
LOS
> ANGELES
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 6. Both hands on wheel, eyes shut, both feet on brake,
> quivering in terror: OHIO, but driving in CALIFORNIA
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 7. Both hands in air, gesturing, both feet on accelerator, head
> > > > turned to talk to someone in back seat: ITALY
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 8. One hand on 12 oz. Double shot latte, one knee on wheel,
> > > > cradling cell phone, foot on brake, mind on radio, banging head on
> steering
> > > > wheel while stuck in traffic: SEATTLE
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 9. One hand on wheel, one hand on hunting rifle, alternating
> > > > between both feet being on the accelerator and both feet on brake,
> throwing
> > > > >McDonald's bag out the window: TEXAS
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 10. Four-wheel drive pick-up truck, shotgun mounted in rear
> > > > window, beer cans on floor, squirrel tails attached to antenna:
ALABAMA
> > > > > >
> > > > > > 11. Two hands gripping wheel, blue hair barely visible above
> > > > windshield, driving 35 on the Interstate in the left lane with the
left
> > > > blinker on: FLORIDA
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